WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS PICTURES OF A DISTURBING CONTENT. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
This is the first of two poops in the tub in the last month or so. On this particular occasion my dear husband was bathing our child before church and I still had to clean up the poop because apparently men don't have the stomach for such things.. WIMPS I tell ya.
This event occurred when my child barfed all over himself, me and the carpet( of the house we are taking care of) and splashed it up onto the walls. AWESOME. I just stood there not knowing what to do next.. I mean the kid used to spit up but NEVER have we had something of such epic proportions. Apparently I fed him too much. I mean honestly he didn't act sick but he had just eaten a ton! ah. Lovely. Has anyone ever thought about contacting Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) about motherhood? This job aint for wimps!
This is the first of two poops in the tub in the last month or so. On this particular occasion my dear husband was bathing our child before church and I still had to clean up the poop because apparently men don't have the stomach for such things.. WIMPS I tell ya.
This event occurred when my child barfed all over himself, me and the carpet( of the house we are taking care of) and splashed it up onto the walls. AWESOME. I just stood there not knowing what to do next.. I mean the kid used to spit up but NEVER have we had something of such epic proportions. Apparently I fed him too much. I mean honestly he didn't act sick but he had just eaten a ton! ah. Lovely. Has anyone ever thought about contacting Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs) about motherhood? This job aint for wimps!
5 comments:
Did you just post pictures of poop AND barf?! What is this world coming to...
Lara, you are so funny!
hahahhahahahahha so, so, so true!
ok i am a mother and i can handle poop. i mean its not enjoyable but i can handle it. vomit on the other hand.............. im just not okay with it and that picture you just posted well it made me gag.
Amen Sista! I never thought to document it with photos, but you are right about moms needing to be tough!
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